{"id":799,"date":"2021-02-12T10:47:43","date_gmt":"2021-02-12T08:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/?p=799"},"modified":"2021-02-12T10:47:43","modified_gmt":"2021-02-12T08:47:43","slug":"cum-pot-scapa-de-surplusul-de-gandire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Cum pot sc\u0103pa de surplusul de g\u00e2ndire?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

traducere din Aglaja Veteranyi<\/strong>, Cuvinte \u00een loc de mobil\u0103, edition spoken script, Luzern 2018.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2teva ponturi pentru g\u00e2nditul sub\u021bire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pune\u021bi-v\u0103 peste noapte capul \u00eentr-o baie de castrave\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scoate\u021bi g\u00e2ndurile \u00eenmuiate \u0219i \u00eendep\u0103rta\u021bi gr\u0103simea de la suprafa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru a sc\u0103pa de un kil de surplus de g\u00e2ndire trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenmoi 6000-7000 de g\u00e2nduri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Surplusul de g\u00e2ndire nu se recomand\u0103 pentru pr\u0103jit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reduce\u021bi consumul de g\u00e2ndire \u0219i trece\u021bi la g\u00e2nditul de diet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elimina\u021bi tenta\u021biile din cap: nu l\u0103sa\u021bi c\u0103r\u021bile sau ceva asem\u0103n\u0103tor \u00een apropierea g\u00e2ndurilor dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Omul nu este f\u0103cut pentru g\u00e2ndit. L\u0103sa\u021bi-v\u0103 g\u00e2ndurile s\u0103 se sub\u021bieze, r\u00e2vni\u021bi la ele \u0219i \u00eenceta\u021bi odat\u0103 cu chestia asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pune\u021bi tot surplusul de g\u00e2ndire \u00een doze c\u00e2t mai mici \u0219i preda\u021bi-le la Serviciul pentru Eliminarea Gr\u0103simii<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Wie werde ich mein Denkfett los?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Einige Tipps f\u00fcr Schlankdenker.
Legen Sie Ihren Kopf \u00fcber Nacht in ein Gurkenbad.
Die so eingeweichten Gedanken rausnehmen und das sichtbare Fett entfernen.
Um ein Kilo Denkfett abzubauen, m\u00fcssen 6000-7000 Gedanken eingeweicht werden.
Denkfett eignet sich nicht zum Braten.
Reduzieren Sie Ihren Denkkonsum und stellen Sie auf Lightdenken um.
Gehen Sie Versuchungen aus dem Kopf: Lassen Sie B\u00fccher oder \u00c4hnliches nicht in Reichweite Ihrer Gedanken!
Menschen eignen sich nicht zum Denken. Lassen Sie Ihre Gedanken schlank und begehrenswert werden und h\u00f6ren Sie auf damit!
Packen Sie Ihr Denkfett in kleine D\u00f6schen ein und geben Sie es beim <Amt f\u00fcr Fett-Killer> ab. “<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aglaja Veteranyi, 17.05.1962, Bucure\u0219ti-3.02.2002, Z\u00fcrich, este o scriitoare de origine rom\u00e2n\u0103, n\u0103scut\u0103 \u00eentr-o familie de arti\u0219ti de circ. A cutreierat cu trupa nenum\u0103rate \u021b\u0103ri \u0219i s-a stabilit, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, \u00een Elve\u021bia. \u00cendrumat\u0103 de mama ei, care visa s\u0103 fac\u0103 din ea un star, a ap\u0103rut pe scena mai multor varieteuri. A publicat proz\u0103 scurt\u0103 \u0219i poezii \u00een reviste literare \u0219i \u00een antologii. \u00cen 1999 apare romanul-poem care \u00eei va aduce recunoa\u0219terea interna\u021bional\u0103, De ce fierbe copilul \u00een m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103<\/em>, Warum das Kind in der Polenta kocht<\/em>, tradus \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 de Nora Iuga la Editura Polirom, pus \u00een scen\u0103 la Teatrul Neumarkt din Z\u00fcrich, \u00een regia lui Katka Schroth, \u0219i distins cu Premiul pentru cea mai bun\u0103 carte a anului (Z\u00fcrich, 1999), Premiul pentru literatur\u0103 (Berlin, 2000) \u0219i Premiul Chamisso (M\u00fcnchen, 2000). Raftul cu ultimele sufl\u0103ri<\/em>, Das Regal der letzten Atemz\u00fcge<\/em>, este cartea ap\u0103rut\u0103 dup\u0103 moartea artistei survenit\u0103 la \u00eenceputul anului 2002. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aglaja, al\u0103turi de tat\u0103l ei, \u021a\u0103nd\u0103ric\u0103 Veteranyi
Foto: Archiv Josefina T\u0103nas\u0103<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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traducere din Aglaja Veteranyi, Cuvinte \u00een loc de mobil\u0103, edition spoken script, Luzern 2018. C\u00e2teva ponturi pentru g\u00e2nditul sub\u021bire. Pune\u021bi-v\u0103 peste noapte capul \u00eentr-o baie de castrave\u021bi. Scoate\u021bi g\u00e2ndurile \u00eenmuiate \u0219i \u00eendep\u0103rta\u021bi gr\u0103simea de la suprafa\u021b\u0103. Pentru a sc\u0103pa de un kil de surplus de g\u00e2ndire trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenmoi 6000-7000 de g\u00e2nduri. Surplusul de g\u00e2ndire…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-traduceri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poeziedemama.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}